Large wooden sign. The Cat's Rules

Wooden Wall Plaque  with words "The Cat's Rules.  1. I'm spoiled so get over it.  2. If you want someone to fetch...get a dog.  3. All guests must be approved by the cat.  4.  I don't need your attitude...I have my own.  5. Dry food will not be tolerated.  6. No dogs allowed.  7. do not disturb when sleeping.  8.  Sneak attacks are to be expected.  9.  Fresh catnip must be grown on the premises.  10. I love here... you are just visiting.  Any questions see rule number one"

60x40x1cm